Dear first time, and soon to be loyal readers. I am starting this blog with the hopes that Reverend Rick can illuminate your night with the store houses of wisdom that he accidentally pre-ordered through Amazon. If you want me to launch a massive amount of this product at you, then stay tuned!
I hope that you, loyal reader, will e-mail me your questions and comments so that i may climb up on my soapbox and preach. Since I created this yesterday, i have yet to hear from you, so please send me an e-mail. Look in my profile for my address.
To get this blog rolling i have included a fictitious e-mail question. You may notice the readers name sounds questionable, but due to the fact that there is a city and state included under her name you may feel more apt to indulge in the pseudo reality of this farce.
Dear Reverend Rick,
I don't have a question for you, is there something wrong with me?
Miss DaPointe
Okland CA
Dear Miss D.,
While you may feel no obvious signs at first, there could be something terribly wrong with your parents. A lack of inquisitiveness runs in families, but since you e-mailed me with a question on why you don't have a question, you may in fact be suffering from an overproduction of irony instead. You might want to stay home from work today to better safeguard yourself from any irony that might occur. Of course, if you are a stay at home mom, don't follow these instructions, as conditions may get worse.
Thank you Miss D. for your mildly interesting question. Please send a better question in the future.
Reverend Rick
ALSO: Stay tuned, because Young Dim One's Fortune says: Chinese Typewriter...EXPLAINED!
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