Kids for Rent

Here's my idea for a very lucrative business. With all the dreams of social activities and errands that parents wish they could do without having to hire a babysitter and all the guys that need help picking up chicks, why not KidsForRent inc.

It is a social network where a some single chap in need of a date can take your kids for the afternoon to go to the park/mall/bar - whatever - to meet ladies that will coo over his adorable child.

Single (dads) are just so cute to women that carting around adorable Jr. for the afternoon opens up a whole smorgasbord of topics of conversation with the ladies. Things like:

"Why is your kid screaming for his "real" parents."

"You do know that the diaper is not supposed to go on the outside of his pants right?"

"Ummm...so what do you mean he's not really your kid and you don't really know him or his parents...?"


While you're living it up parents, sucking down margaritas at noon, just relax and know that your kid is enriching the lives of others and that eligible bachelors are pretending they had 1/10 of the parenting mojo power that you have...



Reverend Rick